Walrilla's Wonderings

WALrus+goRILLA=Walrilla! What's not to love?

23 February, 2006

Well, Not Quite What I was Expecting...

But I guess it'll do! Might as well be known for something.

Walrilla --


A hard-core grave robber

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Shamelessly Stolen from the lovely and talented chou chope

22 February, 2006

"Gotta Have a J.O.B., If You Wanna Be With Me"

WTF is up with this? Now that they got rid of all the broke-ass people, they think they're going to keep them out? Maybe Katrina was just an excuse to get rid of all the people on Welfare.

What in Hell makes them think Houston, Dallas, and all the other cities want to keep them? I'm sure they would rather keep the hard working people, and send the non-working assholes back!

Now, that's some damn gratitude for you! They were screaming, "Help us! Help us!", without doing a damn thing for themselves, i.e. using school buses to evacuate instead of letting them get flooded out, then when it's time for everybody to move back, "Oh, we only want the people willing to break their backs for us, so we don't have to do anything, like provide project housing, or food stamps. Y'all can just keep them others."!

Well, to hell with that mess! All those other cities have enough broke-ass people of their own. They don't need any of New Orleans' mess, too.

Funny how you didn't hear any of this crap from Western Louisiana. Them coon-asses were already rebuilding, damn near before the hurricane even ended. That's the kind of people you want to help. Someone that's trying to do it with their own sweat and blood and elbow grease, not someone who wants other people to "rescue" them from their own dumbassery!


Oh, yeah, the word coon-ass was used with admiration and a bit of joshing, not mean-spiritedness!

17 February, 2006


Dammit! I hate carrying the oncall pager!


13 February, 2006

A New Read

Hey, everybody, I just found a new fellow with some pretty good stories. Y'all go check out Dead Dog Walkin'. He's a North Carolina farmboy transplanted to Texas. As such, he's one of us!


12 February, 2006

Hollywood Lefties At It Again

The darling shoe over at Chou Chope has a post up that everyone needs to read.

This sort of crap is nothing new for Hollywood, even if the film is from Turkey. I never knew Gary Busey was such a leftist.


08 February, 2006

Don't Get Your Panties In A Wad So Easy

Well, seems like someone's delicate sensibilities were offended over at El Capitan's Pirate Ship. Cap'n tells 'em to get bent in very polite terms. More polite than I would have been, I can tell you.

Seems they thought something Cap'n said "might offend someone"! Cappy, as well as I, believe that usually means "I am offended by something you have said". If it offends you, speak the hell up! Say so, if it offends you. Don't pussy-foot around, Let the offender know, so he can say 'Yeah, I'm sorry to have offended you', or tell you to go to Hell. After all, it is his blog.

His blog, his words.

My blog, my words.

Don't like it, tell me why you don't like it, just don't say it might offend someone! Hell, 99% of what anyone writes offends someone! I might offend someone with what I write( if I wrote more, that is)

If I offend you, tell me so we can work through it and come to an understanding. Tell me I might offend some, I'll tell you I don't really give a damn!


06 February, 2006

At Home Again

Well, I'm stuck at home again, caring for a sick child. Unfortunately, unlike last time, she's really sick this time. I mean, REALLY sick. Poor thing started getting sick Saturday night, then about 0300 Sunday morning, threw up all over our bedroom floor. All day Sunday consisted of helping her get to the bathroom before dousing the floor in a different substance. Well not really a different substance, just from a different orifice.

Okay, having grossed out everybody, except those with small children currently, let me just state how abundantly thankful I am to work for a company and to be in a position that allows me to work from home when I need to. Seeing that we wouldn't be able to send her to school today, I called my boss Sunday evening. He asked if I wuld be available from home before I even told him I needed to stay there today. Working for people like that is great.


01 February, 2006

Can't Think Of Anything Else

Well, since I can't think of anything to say about the SOTU address that everybody hasn't already said, here's something piratey!

My pirate name is:

Captain Davy Flint

Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!

Get your own pirate name from fidius.org.

Shamelessly stolen from one of the non-scariest witches I ever met, Maeve! (well, not met yet, but I hope to, someday)