Can't Think Of Anything Else

Well, since I can't think of anything to say about the SOTU address that everybody hasn't already said, here's something piratey!

My pirate name is:

Captain Davy Flint

Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!

Get your own pirate name from fidius.org.

Shamelessly stolen from one of the non-scariest witches I ever met, Maeve! (well, not met yet, but I hope to, someday)