Hot Stock Tip! SSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Y'all want a surefire secret tip for the stock market?

Invest in whichever company makes Vaseline.

'Cause if O-bummer wins, prices for it will skyrocket from the screwing we're all gonna get!

Walrilla

HEY, YOU!

Yes, you!

Have you read Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand?

If you haven't, read it now!

If you have, read it again!

Read it, Learn it, Live it!

Then reflect on what it means for today. Think about all those voices crying out, "Bail us out! You owe us! It's not my fault!", and come up with a reason why we have to bail out people who bought houses way beyond their capability to pay for. Tell me why we have to cover for their ignorance of mortgage financing details.

Then I'll tell you what you can do with that reason.

That is all.